Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Heartsong


We could hear the bass line and rhythm of the music all the way out in the parking lot.  Indeed, it even seemed as if while we were still on 315, we could hear the tight vocals and major chords of some positive Christian rock song, written to lift the spirits of young people like us, wafting its way over trees, freeway exits and embankments.  My heart would flutter each time I would see the Ackerman Road exit, because I knew in a matter of minutes I would be walking through the door of Heartsong. 

I fumbled with the stereo, trying to get the tape to the beginning of just the right song, so that it would be at just the right part of the song when the tires of my 1979 Delta ’88 crunched into the parking lot.  Things like this meant a lot to teenage girls, especially when there were going to be so many ‘GCG’s standing around to check us out while we piled out of the car.  We had to have something other than looks alone to get their attention.  We had to make sure that they knew we were Christian metalheads too, and we had to give them more evidence than just enormously teased up hair and t-shirts that said things like, ‘Benchpress This’, with an artist’s rendition of a bruised and bloody Jesus lifting Himself up from the ground with the cross on His back emblazoned on the front.  And so, upon arrival, we needed the stereo to be blasting just the right part of just the right song, from just the right band.

In addition to the ‘GCG’s, there were a few weirdos that frequented Heartsong, too.  You couldn’t have a place like that on OSU campus without drawing a few moonbats.  They all had nicknames.  Who can forget Rob-Bob, Will-dude, Crazy Bob or Tissue Bob?  Tissue Bob especially, really freaked all of us girls out.  The ratio of ‘GCG’s to weirdos, though, averaged out to allow Heartsong to remain a positive, if not sometimes interesting, experience.

‘GCG’s were gorgeous Christian guys – husband material – and they were always clustered on picnic tables or on top of somebody’s trunk of their car, with a well-worn Bible squeezed under an armpit as they traded Stryper for Def Leppard with their ‘unsaved’ friends that they had finally talked into checking the place out instead of going out to get wasted.  These were the biggest reason girls like us went to Heartsong in the first place, but little did we know upon our first arrival, that Heartsong would have a lot more to offer us than just ‘GCG’s.

Today there are no more tearful, late night talks with Rich and Karen.  There are no more boisterous games of pool, no more bobbling sounds from PacMan or Centipede, and no more life changing music videos thundering in unison on a grid of Sony TV’s.  The smell of pepperoni pizza and popcorn no longer lingers at the corner of Olentangy River Road and Ackerman.  There are no more midnight worship sessions, with the lights turned out and everybody face down on the carpet in tears before the Lord, wondering if the person doing the same thing just a few feet away might one day be the father or mother of their children.  All that is left of Heartsong, and the bar that was next door to it, is an empty lot of perfectly manicured grass.  The building that once housed my friend Patricia’s first wedding reception, where so many lives were changed and so many now married couples met each other as teenagers, is gone.  All we have left are the memories, and the joy of knowing that the song never left our hearts.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

God Is Not Pleased With Artistic Types - Right?

He decided that he was never going back there again.

Jack walked into a church.

It sounds like the beginning of a joke that a bunch of guys would tell at a bar during happy hour.

The other problem with this story is that it wasn't any particular church, but pretty much any church in the United States.  Jack went in there with unkempt, messy hair, two inch gauges and tattoos.  He may have bought his worn out t-shirt at Hot Topic, or at a thrift store, he wasn't sure.  He was the kind of guy who read Keats and listened to Ramstein in his spare time.  But lately, he had been feeling a little bummed out because his grandpa had just died, and he was wondering where gramps ended up, and if he could maybe see him again.  He had a lot of questions, and church just seemed like a good place to start.  He never really planned on going to church that morning, in fact, he was originally headed to the store to pick up a few things, but he happened to see a lot of cars there that day and thought he would sneak a peek into a local church to see why all those people went there every Sunday when they could be sleeping in or drinking Heineken and watching figure skating like he did every week.

He really just had a few questions for the Pastor.  His parents hadn't raised him in church.  They wanted him to make up his own mind some day.  He hadn't exactly gotten around to doing that yet.  Every time he wanted to go to church, some cool new band like The Creepshow would come to town, and he'd be out all night with his friends, and too hungover the next day to get up in time to make even an 11:00 service.

I mean, let's be realistic.

Nobody spoke to Jack that day.  Ladies pulled their children closer to them, wide eyed like so many deer at the sight of him.  Men in suits who he thought seemed as stiff as mannequins, scowled at him in disapproval.  One elderly lady just sat there and stared at him the whole time.

"I think I just landed on another planet", thought Jack.

He didn't stay long, because it only took him a couple of minutes to tell that he wasn't welcome.

Within less than fifteen minutes, after listening to what sounded like some of his mom's love songs that had been rewritten with different lyrics, and enough stares to make him wish he had brought his fedora so that he could turn it upside down and ask for change since this was obviously some sort of freak show, Jack unceremoniously slung his messenger bag over his shoulder and left.

Not only did he never go back to that church, but he never went back to any church - ever again.

The Pastor continued his sermon like nothing had happened.  In his mind, he considered the fact that there were so many things about that young man that God wasn't pleased with.  He was certain that his church had so many friendly people and great programs, that the young man would be back.  And when he did come back, he fully planned on having a serious talk with him about his image.

After all - God isn't pleased with artistic people....or is He?